The Obamas hung out with the Windsors today. Buckingham Palace's wind dynamics raised an important question: If the First Lady of the United States of America had a Marilyn Monroe moment, would journalists photograph it? Or would they turn their lenses away out of respect and/or shame? Or would the Secret Service swoop in and destroy their cameras one by one, like so many Hollywood bodyguards?

And is there any worse venue for a theoretical wardrobe malfunction than a meeting with the Queen of England? This is all an exercise in hypotheticals, for course. Don't go starting Obama upskirt rumors, or nuthin.

"The commoners keep blowing hot air up my ass, so I wear pencil skirts now," Kate Middleton explains. "Less flipping."

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