Queen to Michelle Obama: 'I See London, I See France'

The Obamas hung out with the Windsors today. Buckingham Palace's wind dynamics raised an important question: If the First Lady of the United States of America had a Marilyn Monroe moment, would journalists photograph it? Or would they turn their lenses away out of respect and/or shame? Or would the Secret Service swoop in and destroy their cameras one by one, like so many Hollywood bodyguards?

And is there any worse venue for a theoretical wardrobe malfunction than a meeting with the Queen of England? This is all an exercise in hypotheticals, for course. Don't go starting Obama upskirt rumors, or nuthin.

Queen to Michelle Obama: 'I See London, I See France'

"The commoners keep blowing hot air up my ass, so I wear pencil skirts now," Kate Middleton explains. "Less flipping."

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