Stop whatever it is you're doing and listen up. We bring you now a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to name what is sure to become an enduring work of American literature: the Kardashians' first book!
Publisher William Morrow, an imprint of HarperCollins, announced Tuesday that reality stars Kourtney, Kim and Khloé Kardashian are turning to fiction. Scheduled for a November release, the book promises an imaginary peak [sic] into the dynamics of "a glamorous, high profile and complicated family."
- The Fat One, the Ass & the Wardrobe