Stop whatever it is you're doing and listen up. We bring you now a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to name what is sure to become an enduring work of American literature: the Kardashians' first book!
Publisher William Morrow, an imprint of HarperCollins, announced Tuesday that reality stars Kourtney, Kim and Khloé Kardashian are turning to fiction. Scheduled for a November release, the book promises an imaginary peak [sic] into the dynamics of "a glamorous, high profile and complicated family."
The publisher invites you to contribute your suggestions here. Let the games begin! Here's one to get the ball rolling:
- The Fat One, the Ass & the Wardrobe
Your turn, Kommenters! [WashPo/AP, photo via Getty]