Marmite: Now Banned in Denmark

Mmm, Marmite. That yeasty, sticky tar that Brits love to put on toast. Just thinking about it makes your mouth water. But now, in fascist Denmark, Marmite trafficking is illegal due to its added minerals and vitamins. It seems that the Danish Ministry of Food, Agriculture and Fisheries is trying to make some extra cash from desperate British expats:

"Neither Marmite nor Vegemite and similar products have been banned by the Danish Food and Veterinary Administration," an official statement said.

"However, fortified foods with added vitamins, minerals or other substances can not be marketed in Denmark unless approved by Danish food authorities."

Moneygrubbing food nazis.

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