For Sale: One Charlie Sheen Crash Palace

Ashton Kutcher-obsoleted fingertip-poet Charlie Sheen bought a $7.5 million home in Beverly Hills back in March, so now it's time to unload the place he's lived in since 1997.

True, $7.2 million is a high asking price in this market, but the agent wants to stress that it includes a professional biohazard sweep by Hollywood Crime Scene Clean-Up: Decontaminators to the Stars. [Redfin.com via Real Estalker, photo of Sheen via Pacific Coast News]