It's All Happening: Sarah Palin Launching National Bus Tour

First she buys a strikingly Abbottabadish compound in Arizona near her would-be campaign headquarters, then we hear about the release of a feature length propaganda film next month, and now we learn that Sarah Palin, the pride and shame of Wasilla, Alaska, is launching a national bus tour lasting "several weeks" this very fucking weekend. Is this all just another elaborate grifter trick to sell more SarahPAC gift shop tchotchkes? Because it looks an awful lot like a presidential campaign rollout.

RealClearPolitics reports on this prolonged joyride, which will simply head "north" and then who knows, hopefully get lost forever in the backwoods of Maine:

"Starting this weekend, Sarah Palin will embark on a ‘One Nation' tour of historical sites that were key to the formation, survival, and growth of the United States of America," SarahPAC treasurer Tim Crawford said in a statement to RealClearPolitics. "The tour will originate in Washington, D.C. It will proceed north up the east coast."

Details were still being hammered out on Thursday, but sources indicated to RCP that the bus tour is expected to last several weeks and will be divided into separate geographical stretches for logistical reasons.

Members of Palin's immediate family are expected to join her on the trip, which will eventually take her through key early-voting states.

It will obviously be hilarious if she runs for president, but good god, so exhausting too! Just give us a month's advance notice before your official campaign launch, please, Sarah Palin? Every American who follows political news regularly will need the time to stockpile as much Advil and Vicodin and heroin as possible.

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