Daily Beast contributing piece-fluffer Meghan McCain was grilled by the NYT Magazine on everything from body image ("I wake up every morning with large breasts...") to recurring dreams ("a giant squid... he scares me.").

On the subject of online dating, however, she had this to say:

No. I would get slaughtered. My profile would be on Gawker in five seconds.

Yes it would! Especially if she were to upload it to Gawker Dating, our decidedly lo-fi foray into the world of internet romance. It's chock-full of upwardly mobile media types such as herself, just looking for someone comforting to wake up to after a particularly terrifying squid nightmare. [NYT, photo via Getty]