Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez—the 17- and 18-year-old couple that triggers Pavlovian salivation in Disney executives—are on vacation in Maui.
Speaking of salivation: Turns out learning how to kiss is as awkward and gulpy for teen icons as it is for normal teens. Either that, or Bieber's trying out for one of those vampire movies. Kids these days! So bite-y.
Bieber: So, did my agent get that boob touch clause into our contract, yet?
Gomez: No, but you've got one butt touch and one open-mouth kiss, pending paparazzi documentation of how cute I look in this swimsuit.
Gomez: [internal monologue] If this doesn't make my album outsell that bitch P!nk's, I'm gonna be pissed.
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