Brad and Angelina tell their kids they need some privacy. Tony Romo and a Crawford tie the knot. (Chace?) Estella Warren escapes a felony charge. Sunday gossip is getting the air conditioner out of storage.

  • America's favorite genetic outliers, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, have like fourteen kids. So how do they ever find the privacy to do sex to/on each other? "There are no secrets at our house," Pitt told USA Weekend. "We tell the kids, ‘Mom and Dad are going off to kiss.' They go, ‘Eww, gross!' But we demand it." [USAW]
  • Football... ist Tony Romo married Candice Crawford — television anchor, beauty queen, sister of Chace — on Saturday in Dallas. A "source" tells People that the after-party was "vibrant" and the music, "selected by Tony himself" was "great." [People]
  • Jennifer Del Rio, one of the mothers on the BBC/Canal+ miniseries 16 and Pregnant, is not allowed within 100 feet of her baby's father, Josh Smith. So if you see them near each other, call the cops, I guess. [TMZ]
  • Actress and model Estella Warren slipped her handcuffs and tried to run from the cops during a DUI bust. But she won't face a felony escape charge because she is sort of famous and can probably afford a halfway decent lawyer. [TMZ]
  • Niecy Nash, of Reno 911 and Dancing with the Stars and some shows about houses, married electrical engineer Jay Tucker on Saturday. [PopEater]