The Post reports that bourgeois former IMF chief Dominique Strauss-Kahn had some patio umbrellas delivered to his $50,000 per month townhouse in Tribeca. So French. This can only mean one thing: He's hiding something!
The umbrellas will be perfect to shield the onetime French presidential contender from the sun — and prying eyes of the press — when he steps out onto his townhouse's elaborate planted terrace.
Does this mean we won't get to see any pictures in the Post of DSK wandering around on the patio in an open bathrobe, drinking champagne and eating newborns?
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