Bloomberg's Daughter Publishes 'Tell-All' Novel

Mayoral progeny, ex-boyfriend underminer, and professional equestrian Georgina Bloomberg has written a novel that draws "heavily from her own experiences" and will contain "tell-all references" about the daughter of a "blunt-talking Wall Street billionaire who lives in a Manhattan townhouse and 'owns half of New York.'"

It's about rich girls and horses, which means it will be catnip to 12-year-old female strivers in the Midwest. (And if they cast a bunch of psychopathic hotties for the TV version, it could be popular with adult New Yorkers, too! We're all grown-up Midwestern strivers, anyway.) Quit being so predictable, America. [NYT, image via Getty]