First, Dominique Strauss-Kahn allegedly sexually assaulted a housekeeper at Manhattan's Sofitel. Then, an Egyptian big shot allegedly sexually assaulted a maid at The Pierre. And before that, there was probably plenty of other inappropriate cock-waving towards hotel staffers which we'd rather not even think about, as well. Now, the WSJ reports, both of those hotels have agreed to give all their room attendants "panic buttons."
"Let everybody in the world traveling to New York know that when they stay in a hotel room, the person cleaning that room is armed with a button that they can immediately press if you're stupid enough to get inappropriate," said Peter Ward, president of the New York Hotel & Motel Trades Council
FYI, everybody in the world traveling to New York: when you stay in a hotel room, the person cleaning that room is armed with a button that they can immediately press if you're stupid enough to get inappropriate. Just letting you know. These panic buttons are reportedly modeled on the "I've fallen and I can't get up" old person safety button things, so, you know, I can't imagine they'll do shit to stop a sexual assault. Fortunately, all Manhattan hotel workers now carry knives, also.
[WSJ. Photo: Shutterstock]