Announcing herself this morning on the dual social networking platforms of Facebook and Twitter, pulsating cloud of wishes and light Gwyneth Paltrow has come roaring into the 21st century, ready to conquer the new media world just as she did country music.

So far nothing exciting has happened on either of her new pages, but just you wait! Oh boy is her assistant going to write some exciting Tweets and status updates. Maybe she will poke you! Maybe she will @ you! Or maybe she will do none of that. Maybe it will just be links to Goop and that's it. For now we just have this video and it'll have to do.

And if any cabbies are reading this, Gwyneth Paltrow needs a lift! [Facebook, Twitter; video via WhoSay]