America's favorite "roommate" Shep Smith was on his Fox News kaffeeklatsch this afternoon discussing Weinergate and he just couldn't understand how the congressman could be confused about his own genitalia. It just bothers Shep so!

Listen to the ol' Southern bitch way he says "certitude." It's like he's the house decorator for some Ole Miss sorority. "Well, Milly Mae, I can't say with certitude that this paint color looks like somebody vomited a snow cone out of their mouths and onto the walls, but I'm gonna go ahead and say it anyway, m'kay?" Heh. Shep Smith is the best.