Facebook has been taking heat for letting kids under 13 use Facebook. So, people should be absolutely freaking out about this four-month-old fetus whose parents signed her up on Facebook and friended dozens of people.

This Fetus Has a Facebook Page

Oh, no, what if little Marriah gets cyberbullied in utero? Plus, with so many naked pictures placed on her Facebook profile even before birth, she'll never be able to get into a good kindergarten.