When Rep. Anthony Weiner said he was done talking about Weinergate (for maybe the third time?), he really meant it: His office called the cops on Marcia Kramer, a reporter for New York's CBS 2, after she asked for an interview about the dick picture.
It may be time to accept that we now live in a state of endless Weinergate. Maybe there can be a new 24-hour cable news channel devoted to Anthony Weiner's dick? Each year, on the anniversary of the day the mythic cockshot materialized on Twitter, citizens can bake each other phallic cakes and explain to those too young to remember what life was like before the Great Dong came and cast its shadow over the land.