Anthony Weiner stepped on a stage today to confess that he'd had a string of inappropriate relationships with women he'd met online and sent out a shot of his crotch.

So how did Jon Stewart, a close friend of the congressman, respond to the admission—and Andrew Breitbart's hijacking of Weiner's press conference right before it began—on tonight's Daily Show? "I don't know what to do anymore! It's killing me," he began before calling it the "weirdest f'ing story I've ever seen in my life." Video of the segment is above.