Jon Stewart opened tonight's Daily Show with a mock press conference—much like the one Anthony Weiner held yesterday—so he could apologize for going soft on his longtime friend on last night's show.

During the bit, which ended with him "resigning" as Daily Show host, Stewart managed to cut his hand while breaking a margarita glass on the podium, although his subsequent jokes about the little mishap made it clear he was fine. Which is all to say: Stewart still isn't taking Weinergate seriously, and probably never will.