Pippa Middleton today lost the "coveted" 'Rear of the Year' award to someone named Carol Vorderman, who is famous in Britain for having a nice butt and for being on TV or something. After all of that Royal Wedding butt hype, Pippa should have won by a landslide, no? The award's organizer, Tony Edwards, explained to the Daily Express why Pippa's butt lost:
"The bottom line, if you want to use that expression, is that if you Google Carol Vorderman's bottom and stand back, there is a mass of websites dedicated to her rear assets."
Lucky her. We Googled "Carol Vorderman butt" and the results were sites like "Carol Vorderman MILF Ass," a "Carol Vorderman's Ass" Facebook page, and so on. Call us crazy, but we're guessing that Pippa isn't too upset that she lost out on such a "coveted" award.
[Express; image of Pippa and some dude at the French Open via Getty]