Barack Obama may have a Democratic primary opponent after all! But not really, is the thing. Terrifying anti-abortion activist Randall Terry is making good on his plan to challenge Barack Obama in Iowa, mostly over the president's long record of killing babies.

Terry is not expected to win.

He has, however, bought television time for the lil' 60-seconder up top, which will "begin airing on Des Moines and Sioux City ABC, NBC, CBS and Fox affiliates on Thursday." Lucky Iowans.