Three masked men, "armed with knives and a hatchet," attempted to rob a Dunkin Donuts in Hayannis, Mass. on Wednesday, bursting in through the door and demanding that the cashier hand over a paper bag in her purse. A paper bag filled with donuts.
The thieves, apparently, thought that the bag contained the day's earnings in cash. All three were arrested (they'd been caught on videotape). No word on what happened to those donuts.
[Cape Cod Online; image via Shutterstock]