Boehner Makes Weiner Joke

John Boehner is aware that some of you rude people mispronounce his surname to sound like various words, "even Boner." But he'll still take Boehner over that sexting Congressguy's last name, he suggested during a commencement speech to Ohio State University grads today.

"Thank God it's not Weiner," joked America's Speaker of the House, who also received an honorary doctorate in public service to hang on his wall beside his 2011 Anthony Weiner sexy-pic calendar.

During his address, Boehner reportedly "got emotional several times" and told them not to be afraid to "shed a tear." Man, is this guy predictable or what? [KHOU. Image via AP.]