You Are a Pervert For Looking at Taylor Momsen's Nipple-Taped Boobs

The world politely averted its eyes when 17-year-old Taylor Momsen showed her nipple-taped boobs at a concert this weekend. Oops, did I say "politely averted its eyes"? I meant "took a million pictures and pretended to be outraged, thereby creating a flimsy excuse for publishing these perverted images."

Yes, you are a pervert for looking at these pictures, and I am a pervert for posting these pictures, and Taylor's stage mother is Susan Sarandon in Pretty Baby, and now we are all going to Hell. Let's blame this on Cecily von Ziegesar and call it a day, okay? [NYDN, images via INF]