All the Crazy Hats from the Royal Ascot RacesS

England is famous for three things: messed up teeth, Marmite, and insane hats. Their outrageous chapeaux are really hot right now, thanks to all the ones on display at the Royal Wedding, and there's no better place to get your fascinator fix than at opening day at the Royal Ascot Racetrack. Shall we take a look?

The Royal Family and they're often on hand for the races. That's especially true on opening day, when everyone puts on their most outrageous millinery to get the Queen's attention. Here are some of our favorite hats from the occasion.

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All the Crazy Hats from the Royal Ascot RacesS

The only thing that would make this hat cooler is if it spun in the wind.

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All the Crazy Hats from the Royal Ascot RacesS

This is the only woman alive who is pushing up daisies.

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All the Crazy Hats from the Royal Ascot RacesS

We can't think of anything classier than this.

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All the Crazy Hats from the Royal Ascot RacesS

The woman in this ensemble had a strange craving to eat cake.

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All the Crazy Hats from the Royal Ascot RacesS

Stockard Channing has a British twin!

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All the Crazy Hats from the Royal Ascot RacesS

I feel like the Queen has this same had in every shade of pastel.

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All the Crazy Hats from the Royal Ascot RacesS

Once they've seen your hat, the rest is just boring.

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All the Crazy Hats from the Royal Ascot RacesS

Even the camera crew isn't exempt from looking proper.

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All the Crazy Hats from the Royal Ascot RacesS

Wearing hats is exhausting work!

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All the Crazy Hats from the Royal Ascot RacesS

You need to stop celebrating, you bare-headed slacker.

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All the Crazy Hats from the Royal Ascot RacesS

Rule #1: Never let the vehicle upstate your outfit.

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All the Crazy Hats from the Royal Ascot RacesS

Princess Beatrice is overjoyed people are picking on her sister's hat for a change.

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All the Crazy Hats from the Royal Ascot RacesS

They have hobos in Britain too.

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All the Crazy Hats from the Royal Ascot RacesS

For a change, Camilla Parker wore her Bowles on her head.

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All the Crazy Hats from the Royal Ascot RacesS

Postcard perfect.

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