All the Crazy Hats from the Royal Ascot Races

England is famous for three things: messed up teeth, Marmite, and insane hats. Their outrageous chapeaux are really hot right now, thanks to all the ones on display at the Royal Wedding, and there's no better place to get your fascinator fix than at opening day at the Royal Ascot Racetrack. Shall we take a look?

The Royal Family and they're often on hand for the races. That's especially true on opening day, when everyone puts on their most outrageous millinery to get the Queen's attention. Here are some of our favorite hats from the occasion.

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All the Crazy Hats from the Royal Ascot Races

The only thing that would make this hat cooler is if it spun in the wind.

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All the Crazy Hats from the Royal Ascot Races

This is the only woman alive who is pushing up daisies.

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All the Crazy Hats from the Royal Ascot Races

We can't think of anything classier than this.

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All the Crazy Hats from the Royal Ascot Races

The woman in this ensemble had a strange craving to eat cake.

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All the Crazy Hats from the Royal Ascot Races

Stockard Channing has a British twin!

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All the Crazy Hats from the Royal Ascot Races

I feel like the Queen has this same had in every shade of pastel.

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All the Crazy Hats from the Royal Ascot Races

Once they've seen your hat, the rest is just boring.

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All the Crazy Hats from the Royal Ascot Races

Even the camera crew isn't exempt from looking proper.

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All the Crazy Hats from the Royal Ascot Races

Wearing hats is exhausting work!

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All the Crazy Hats from the Royal Ascot Races

You need to stop celebrating, you bare-headed slacker.

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All the Crazy Hats from the Royal Ascot Races

Rule #1: Never let the vehicle upstate your outfit.

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All the Crazy Hats from the Royal Ascot Races

Princess Beatrice is overjoyed people are picking on her sister's hat for a change.

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All the Crazy Hats from the Royal Ascot Races

They have hobos in Britain too.

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All the Crazy Hats from the Royal Ascot Races

For a change, Camilla Parker wore her Bowles on her head.

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All the Crazy Hats from the Royal Ascot Races

Postcard perfect.

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