House Majority Leader John Boehner is calling for Anthony Weiner's resignation. This does not bode well for Weiner, as even his fellow penisy-named congressmen have left his side!
Meanwhile, deranged New York Post headline writers are no doubt chugging Four Lokos to get pumped for writing tomorrow's headline. Can they follow up today's impressive double entendre—"OBAMA BEATS WEINER"—with a quadruple, perhaps even a quintuple, entendre? It's hard to imagine any headline better than the one imagined by Yahoo.com's Dylan Stableford: "BOEHNER HARD ON WEINER".
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