Manhattan socialite Beata Boman, a self-described self-described "former model and fashion designer" was arrested Tuesday afternoon for stealing a scarf that's possibly worth more than that clunker you're currently driving around.

Security guards apparently saw the whole thing happen, and as Boman left Richards boutique in Greenwich, Connecticut, she was immediately apprehended by the cops and immediately inducted into the"Rich Girls Who Can Afford It But Steal Anyway" club (charter members include Winona Ryder and Lindsay Lohan).

But the real question: An $11,000 scarf? What the fucking fuck.