Andrea Peyser Already Misses That WeinerS

Though New York Post sex columnist Andrea Peyser's primary fixation has always been kitties, she's long been a connoisseur of weiner, as well. Needless to say, she's quite broken up over the end of this Anthony Weiner story. Behold:

Weiner stood, solo...compulsive penile fixation... Then, I saw something I haven't seen in a month...Weiner

I am heartbroken... Yes, I'll miss the drama... But I miss something else. I miss... Weiner.

Weiner was a bit liberal for my tastes. But he knew how to...buck... He embraced... his crotch

I liked... Weiner.

We know, Andrea. We know.