Barack Obama, who spends all his time golfing and laughing while unemployed white people beg him for help that never comes, has somehow dragged hard-working Speaker John Boehner into his licentious hobby: The two men will golf each other tomorrow.

Actually, Boehner plays golf as much as Obama does, because that's what rich people do. They're going to hopefully come up with a deal on raising the debt ceiling. But even if they don't, there will be stroking, and balls:

Mr. Boehner has not been sounding like someone who plans to cut the president much slack. "I was watching one of these cable programs - it must have been Saturday morning, when somebody said, ‘Well, you know, if the president wants strokes from Boehner, Boehner ought to say to the president: ‘Mr. President, you can have all the strokes you want. It'll just cost you a trillion dollars per stroke,' " Mr. Boehner told a Rotary Club audience last week in Middletown, Ohio. "I thought it was a brilliant idea."

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