Four days after his daughter Tatum appeared on the same program, Ryan O'Neal took up the hour on this evening's Piers Morgan Tonight for what can only be described as one of the most cringeworthy interviews in recent memory.

In just 60 minutes, O'Neal managed to do everything from claim that Tatum faked a suicide attempt at age 13 to accuse his estranged daughter of causing Farrah Fawcett's cancer. Because if there's anything that will repair a damaged father-daughter relationship, it's accusing her of killing your soulmate.

Obviously, we don't want you to waste a full hour shaking your head at O'Neal's insane statements—and there were a lot of them—so we've edited it all down to the worst four minutes, which appears above. Enjoy!