Florida Couple Arrested For Putting on Surfside Sex Show

Hello, Florida! How are you today? Oops! You're doing it on the beach. Erica Huerta, 21, and Steven Perry, 22, were arrested for engaging in "sexual activity for more than a half hour" on Treasure Island beach just before sunset on Monday. Yes, Steven Perry. (It's actually amazing how many Journey songs seem apropos to this story: "Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin'," "Girl Can't Help It," etc.)

They were in plain view of roughly fifty beachgoers and restaurant patrons, children among them. Thirty minutes of public sex is a lot for a child to process, Treasure Islanders! You might want to bring the curtain down a little more quickly next time.

You are now free to weigh in on whether or not you'd "hit" either "it." It has to be in public, though, with kids watching. [abcactionnews.com via Fark, mugshot via WTSP]