How Much is Jesus' Face on a Rocking Chair Worth?

California crackpot Lou Balducci found the face of Jesus in one of his rotted, unusable rocking chairs earlier this year. Now he's doing what any good, respecting Christian would do to serve God: He's selling it. How much will they fetch?

Balducci just put the chair on eBay with a starting bid of $25,000. Shockingly (or not, depending on how you feel about Jesus), no one has bid yet. Considering he lives in Orange County we think that he should give Real Housewife and Jesus Barbie Alexis Bellino a call. Guess we'll find out what it's worth once the bidding closes (or more likely, they go off the market).

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How Much is Jesus' Face on a Rocking Chair Worth?

Doesn't $25,000 for a Jesus rocker you can't even sit in seem a little steep? After all, this Jesus rocker is only $129.99 (with free shipping!) and you can actually rock in it.

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How Much is Jesus' Face on a Rocking Chair Worth?

Sure, it looks like Jesus, but it also looks a little bit like one of the wizards from Lord of the Rings. Maybe Balducci is trying the wrong tactic. Fantasy fans will pay way more than Jesus freaks.

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