Atlanta Welcomes Black People by Totally Collapsing

Demographic data indicates that black people are leaving New York for the South in droves, as the historic "Great Migration" of African-Americans from South to North slowly reverses itself. The city of Atlanta now stands as America's new Black Mecca.

In unrelated news, the city of Atlanta is eliminating retirement benefits for all of its employees, the school superintendent is embroiled in a cheating scandal, inmates are shooting each other inside the jails, and millionaires are desperate to flee the city.

Also, the Atlanta metro area is currently covered in "plumes of thick, black smoke."

No matter where you go, it never gets better, black people! This is America, after all.

[Photo: AP]