Today we remarked upon how hilariously awful the New York Observer's op-eds really are. They're pretty awful! What future awfulness awaits us? Some commenters speculated.
"How Clean is Too Clean for Water, Air?"
"Help the Poor Help Themselves: Abolish Medicaid"
"What to Do When You Accidentally Run Over a Black Person"
This is a fun game! Submit your own!
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