Glenn Beck To Rick Santorum: 'I Could Kiss You In The Mouth'

What should have been just another interminable conversation between two mind-boggling A-holes took an intriguing turn down Rainbow Alley last night, when Fox News host (and self-loathing Gleek) Glenn Beck accidentally blurted out, "I could kiss you in the mouth" to Rick Santorum on Thursday's show. (It was in response to Santorum saying that he'd signed the "Cut, Cap and Balance" pledge, which is apparently the fiscal conservative equivalent of announcing, "I just scored a pair of Lady Gaga floor seats!")

Beck quickly backpedaled, saying, "I was just kidding, I don't want to kiss you in the mouth." But we all know he wants to kiss Rick Santorum in the mouth. "In." Not "on." Crucial difference. Video at Mediaite. [Mediaite.com, screengrab via Fox News]