Former congressman Anthony Weiner and his wife, Hillary Clinton aide Huma Abedin, were spotted at Manhattan restaurant Bottega on Saturday. The pair "spent most of the meal chained to their cell phones," which means that Weiner was probably sexting.
Abedin, according to the server, "looked miserable," while Weiner was "really tense." Which could mean that they are having a really difficult time, or, it is annoying to eat at a popular restaurant right after you or your husband resigns from Congress for sending pictures of his dong to a bunch of women. But they held hands and got ice cream, so, who knows, maybe everything's okay.
Also: Weiner, the Daily News tells us, gave the server a small tip. We'll let you make the jokes.