Poor Archbishop Timothy Dolan. He already doesn't like the gays so much. And now the passage of gay marriage in New York is having a direct impact on his life. After mass yesterday he told the Daily News that he needs a little cheering up: "I sort of needed a good dose of the Lord's grace and mercy because I've been down a little recently, as you might imagine."

Please show this man some mercy, Jesus. As a rosy-cheeked, husky white man in America, he's been persecuted for far too long.

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