New York's Archbishop Feeling 'Down' About Gay Marriage

Poor Archbishop Timothy Dolan. He already doesn't like the gays so much. And now the passage of gay marriage in New York is having a direct impact on his life. After mass yesterday he told the Daily News that he needs a little cheering up: "I sort of needed a good dose of the Lord's grace and mercy because I've been down a little recently, as you might imagine."

Please show this man some mercy, Jesus. As a rosy-cheeked, husky white man in America, he's been persecuted for far too long.

[NYDN; image via Getty]