Boy Knocked Unconscious By Whale Tail

A 13-year-old Australian boy instantly became the coolest kid at school after he survived an accidental whale attack over the weekend. Drew Hall was fishing with his parents on Sunday morning when a humpback whale swept its tail across their boat "from bow to stern," smacking Drew head-on and "sending him flying," according to his mother, who watched in terror.

"I thought Drew was dead," she said.

"It took about five minutes before we could get him to move or make a noise."

But Drew revived, and, short of a broken collar bone, will be just fine. He'll now live out the remainder of his years fueled only by his monomoniacal desire to get murderous revenge on the clumsy beast who ruined his family fishing trip all those years ago. [National Examiner, photo via Shutterstock]