Prince Wishes He Could Just Throw On a Burqa and Be Done With It

In a a recent interview with The Guardian, recovering sex-demon-turned-devout-Jehovah's Witness Prince said, "It's fun being in Islamic countries, to know there's only one religion. There's order. You wear a burqa. There's no choice. People are happy with that."

Oh, fine, Prince — so you get to prance around in high-heeled pleather boots and spandex hot pants with the ass cut out, but Islamic women have to be okay with their burqas? Funny how that works!

Apropos of nothing, here are some other notable Prince quotes:

  • "Girl, I'll take U 2 a movie show. We can sit in the back and I'll jack U off."
  • "Good evening. This is your pilot Prince speaking. U are flying aboard the Seduction 747, mmm...And this plane is fully equipped with anything your body desires."
  • "You're such a hunk. So full of spunk. I'll give you head 'til you're burning up."
  • Lickin' U inside, outside, all sides, up and down, with my tongue in the crease, baby I go 'round. When I go down, down, down, (Come) down, down, down, da-da-down."
  • "Your dirty little prince wanna grind grind grind grind grind grind grind grind grind."
[Guardian via Daily News, photo via Getty]