Weird Singing Show Features Gay Singers

NBC's singing competition show The Voice, a terrible blend of American Idol and In It To Win It, has somehow scoured the globe and found two gay singers, who are currently in the top four. So half the remaining singers are gay people. What the hell?

Yeah it's really weird that two gay people sing, and that a TV show found them to sing on the TV show. It's weird enough that there's a whole article about it. Who knew gay people could sing? What else can they do? Can they talk and fart and burp and breathe and die? Well, we know they can die, they can definitely do that. But all that other stuff??? Singing! Gay people, singing. On television. In 2011! There oughta be a law! A law making more gay people sing. That kind of law! [HuffPo]