This $100 Million ATM Receipt Will Make You Hate YourselfS

How much do you have in your checking account? Probably enough to cover rent and the five vodka tonics it will take to make you forget that you just paid rent and are now officially tapped out. Right? Well, this one jackass keeps $100 million in his account.

Dealbreaker stumbled across this ATM receipt in East Hampton and the rich motherfucker who used the ATM right before them has almost $100 million in his savings account. Can this even be real? I think we should fine him like $20 million for littering, shouldn't we?

Update: Dealbreaker has identified the account-holder as hedge fund founder David Tepper.