Perry Frasier does not tolerate poor standing-in-line skills. At a post office in Jacksonville, Florida, on Thursday, he allegedly began arguing with another man who was "standing slightly off-center" of the customer service line, because nobody fucks with Perry Frasier's sensibilities.

After he finished mailing a package, Frasier caught up to the sloppy line-stander, got out of his truck, and allegedly showed off a gun—because he had read in the Emily Post book that it was perfectly reasonable to threaten people who display poor etiquette. Unfortunately police disagreed, and charged Frasier with aggravated assault.

Can you imagine what this guy's coloring books look like? Probably so perfect.

[Times-Union, via Fark. Image by Milan Vasicek via Shutterstock.]