The Not-So-Great Suitcase Escape

19-year-old Maria del Mar Arjona tried to break her husband out of a Mexican prison during a conjugal visit by stuffing him inside a suitcase and rolling him out of jail.

Staff at the prison in Chetumal noticed that the woman seemed nervous and was pulling a black, wheeled suitcase that looked bulky.

So they unzipped the bag and found Juan Ramirez Tijerina, currently serving a 20-year sentence for a weapons charge, folded up neatly inside. There he is, as they found him. He looks like he's having a terrible day. [AP, photo via AP]