Kelly Ripa Is Speculating About the Size of Regis Philbin's Penis

This morning on Live with Regis and Kell-Kell Kelly Ripa brought up a recent study that showed a correlation between the size of men's penises and the length of their fingers. She decided to test out the findings on America's busiest retiree, her co-host Regis Philbin. Guess what: he's hung!

Yes, according to the study, men with a shorter index finger than ring finger on their right hand are more well-endowed on average. And that segment of the population just so happens to include Regis Philbin. Oh man, now I can't stop thinking about Regis Philbin's boner and it's grossing me out. Thanks a lot, Kelly. Couldn't you have done this little experiment when someone like Anderson Cooper or Neil Patrick Harris or your hot husband was filling in instead?