All the Sights from the Harry Potter London PremiereS

Harry Potter and The End of the Gravy Train, Part Nine premiered in London today along with most of the British cast, a handful of celebs, and JK Rowling herself. Let's have a look at the festivities, shall we?

Here are the three stars Already Forgotten, Gonna Be a Huge Star, and Never Getting off Broadway.

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All the Sights from the Harry Potter London PremiereS

Let's talk for a second about Emma Watson's jacket. I do not like it.

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All the Sights from the Harry Potter London PremiereS

Oh look, it's our old friend Peaches Geldof. She's just over the moon to be here, isn't she?

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All the Sights from the Harry Potter London PremiereS

Here's JK Rowling. This woman has billions and she chose to wear this?

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All the Sights from the Harry Potter London PremiereS

Looks like someone just had a run in with the Snorting Hat.

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All the Sights from the Harry Potter London PremiereS

Every since Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves Alan Rickman has looked a bit more like Kevin Costner every year.

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All the Sights from the Harry Potter London PremiereS

Please say that little Tom Felton will have a career once the movie series is over. I hear homosexual pornography is a growth industry.

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All the Sights from the Harry Potter London PremiereS

Like the fabled honey badger, Helena Bonham Carter does not give a fuck.

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All the Sights from the Harry Potter London PremiereS

He looks positively Hagrid.

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All the Sights from the Harry Potter London PremiereS

Sorry, Britain, but we have the Olsens.

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All the Sights from the Harry Potter London PremiereS

Long ago, Maggie Smith turned around at the wrong time and turned into a pillar of salt, but at least she's not taking this witch thing too seriously.

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All the Sights from the Harry Potter London PremiereS

"Maggie Smith farted!"

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All the Sights from the Harry Potter London PremiereS

Ralph Fiennes arrived stag but Madonna's ex Guy Ritchie didn't want to look like a loser, so he brought the woman from the St. Pauli Girl bottle.

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All the Sights from the Harry Potter London PremiereS

Guys, don't. Just don't.

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All the Sights from the Harry Potter London PremiereS

This is a movie about witches, right?

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