A neurotic, motormouthed Octomom unleashed her children on the Today Show, and the result was complete mayhem. Above, Ann Curry chases down a runaway octobaby while another attempts electrocution by stage light. It's like watching someone tip over a giant bucket of marbles on a dancefloor.

Shouting over the din, Nadya Suleman bemoans potty training and says "science cannot explain" her brood's health and vigor. She refuses to comment on Casey Anthony.

The full, 9-minute segment is a feat of entropy. I'm guessing the kids never even left the Today Show set, but bounced off the walls at increasingly high speeds, eventually turning into a diffuse gas and vanishing. [Today Show, Buzzfeed]