Today we heard the strange, terrible story of a woman who died from dog sex. Yikes times a million. This awful thing happened in Limerick, Ireland so naturally you filthy lot decided to write little limericks of your own. Here are some.
Since her marital love wanes and waxes,
And the rugrats her patience o'ertaxes,
Desperate for a snog,
This poor dame does a dog,
And expires, thus, of anaphalaxis.
From Jack Nance Revolution:
There once was a man named Sean
Who arranged for some odd goings-on
When it was all said and done
The trio was sadly minus one
And another took a dump on the lawn
There once was a gal from Lim'rick
Who suffered an unusual sic.
She was a bugger
But allergic to rubber
And now she's dead from dog dick.
There once was a woman from Éire
Who had a taboo desire
A man that won't judge her
With a dog she could bugger
Who'd have though it was then she'd expire?
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