Because nobody should be forced to endure an entire 30 minutes of America's most overexposed family every Sunday night, we'll be watching Keeping Up With the Kardashians for you and reporting back with a clip of each episode's most cringeworthy 15 or so seconds.

Tonight, Momager Kris spent most of the episode condescendingly trying to convince Kourtney to marry her boyfriend/baby daddy, Scott. Because that's what God wants, and Kris is a woman of God. And as you'll see in the above clip, Kim is also a woman of God. You know, when she's not getting peed on in a sex tape.