Casey Anthony is reportedly changing her name and considering plastic surgery to disguise her appearance. Well, a bunch of idiot internet users have tracked her down: She's now living as a black man in a Philadelphia suburb!
Actually, the guy happens to have the misfortune of being named "Casey Anthony." In the days since the verdict, he's received hundreds of friend requests and outraged posts on Facebook—even phone calls—from idiots who think he's the Casey Anthony.
Although… this is exactly the kind of devious plot Casey Anthony would dream up, isn't it? I mean, that woman is capable of anything—even murdering a guy and fashioning his skin into an elaborate disguise! It's probably her. And the worst part? She'll get off the hook for the skin-disguise, too. The monster. [NBC Philadelphia via HyperVocal]