California's Children Will All Learn How to Be Gay from Textbooks NowS

The much-discussed bill in California requiring public school textbooks to teach lessons gay and lesbian contributions to the state's history has been signed into law by Gov. Jerry Brown. Every child in the state public school system will be automatically gay by midnight.

From Brown's statement:

"History should be honest,'' Brown said. "This bill revises existing laws that prohibit discrimination in education and ensures that the important contributions of Americans from all backgrounds and walks of life are included in our history books.''

How much longer can it be until the mandatory child gay marriages in school come around? Probably never, actually.

[Image of Gov. Jerry Brown via Getty]